In Tory Lanez’s voice, “who needs love?”
For the longest, breakfast (if you get it, you get it) has been served and will continue to be served to starving customers, but lets start 2023 on a clean slate. The only way to avoid heartbreaks in this new year is to have only one new year resolution which is to stay away from love!
Now we know this could be a challenge, but we have gone on to help you by cooking up this list of 6 songs that will demotivate you from falling in love.
Last Last – Burna Boy
We need to put the best first. Oluwaburna was definitely in sifia painz when he wrote and recorded this song, because what in the world of heartbreak did Burna Boy experience when he made this record? Anyway, the self-acclaimed “African Giant” has prescribed his heartbreak coping mechanism to be “Igbo and Shayo”. You are left to figure out what yours is.
Understand – Omah Lay
Even after almost sacrificing his whole life for a certain lady, Omah Lay was only paid back in heartbreak currency. This song sees him ranting out his heart; as if to seek public opinion on his ordeal. Don’t want to be able to relate? Simply stay away from romantic emotions and all that concern such.
For Tonight – Giveon
Summary of this song? Be an ashewo and leave love for the weaklings.
Thunder Fire You – Ric Hassani
We definitely need to find the girl who broke Ric’s heart, because everything that this song radiates is hate, pain and absence of any sort of dopamine. If you have been really hurt and are looking for a song to use under the midnight moon to place curses, this is the perfect soundtrack for your feelings.
Damages – Tems
Instead of waiting to be served breakfast, serve it. If you are tired of all the back and forth that comes with letting go of a sour relationship, then ‘Damages’ will do it for you.
Love Is Wicked – Brick & Lace
Instead of you listening to the lyrics of this song while you were younger, you were whining your waist. Oshodi Shakira, hope you have learnt that all that glitters isn’t gold?
In summary, leave love this year and focus on yourself.
Caveat: If you leave your husband or wife because of this, that’s on you. Love and light.
If "Hermother's Daughter" isn't talking about something she is passionate about, then she's writing it. She is always in her head space, majorly thinking about what to cook or bake (to be frank, eat).