Please note the following as your proceed to read this article:
Firstly, there is only one right answer. Anything short of it proves you to be a cultist and you would be handed over to the appropriate authorities before you cause further harm to society.
Secondly, that the editor knew this writer was a werey before commissioning this piece and giving them creative freedom. Back to business – we want to know who your G.O.A.T is. So, kindly peruse the options below and make your choice.
Caprisonne
Undoubtedly, this is the emperor, the conqueror, the champion, and the lion. Hot or cold, it still bangs. Caprisonne is pure and gentle, yet endlessly refreshing.
Lucozade Boost
Yo, was this thing really an energy drink? Because why did our parents have us drinking energy drinks during break time in primary three? Primary school teachers were not getting paid enough to handle energy drink-infused children.
LaCasera
Do you like a strong and cool personality with figure 8? This one might be for you. This delectable drink bubbles with a fiery passion that is always refreshing. Also, not the point, but the old LaCasera bottle used to have a small figure 8 and we rated it. They need to bring that back.
Viju Milk
Really no need for long talk here. Viju Milk is exactly who it thinks it is. The only character flaw Viju Milk has is it doesn’t bang as much when it’s not cold. Not really an all rounder, so bear that in mind.
Ribena
Ribena will forever be that beech. This is our GOAT. Absolutely no votes were taken because this is not a democracy. It’s a pronouncement.
Tessy is a writer who loves music, and trying new things. She also really enjoys staying in the house as there is truly, always rice at home